Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

fat Dick

Donald Trump

Why is fat Dick the president of the United States of America?

by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017

Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021

Bambi dick

1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.

2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.

Dude, his Bambi Dick last night was literally just panicking and i had to leave

by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025