Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndromemug. by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018
Get the sick as a dickmug. NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)
NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
Get the small dickmug. by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
Get the dick munchermug. A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. 
Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
Get the Dick pattingmug.