Dick well

The list of willing male sexual partners that one has the ability to sort through when sexual interaction is desired.

"Nikki has been texting alot lately. I think her dick well has dried up".

by DHcontentus August 28, 2011

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.

I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.

by dave&frank September 28, 2017

Goin' Wookiee on that Dick

When your partner is giving head and emitting a Chewbacca-esque sound from rolling their r's combined with the penis lodged in the back of their throat.

Shauna woke up the neighbors while she was goin' wookiee on that dick.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg January 10, 2020

dick

A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.

That Pete was a dick at work today. He should’ve apologized for his obnoxious behavior.

by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022

Dick

Dick

Jeb: Dick

by Yeetus meatus April 13, 2020

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023