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My dick

My dick is something that your mum sucks
by …? June 7, 2022
mugGet the My dickmug.

Dick foot

Mongo pushing skateboarder. Likes to do cliff hangers. Can't Ollie so does a lot of boneless. Pushes mongo btw. Did their first kickflip on the carpet in their mom's living room also pushing mongo..
He pushed dick foot and tried to do an Ollie.
by Crit84 January 1, 2022
mugGet the Dick footmug.

Homie dick swap

Swapping dick pics with a homie for no apparent reason.
You’re not true friends if you’ve never participated in a homie dick swap
by J3ZZEE January 2, 2021
mugGet the Homie dick swapmug.

to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.
M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"
by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024
mugGet the to my dickmug.

Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.
"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."
by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024
mugGet the Dick for dick's sakemug.

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
mugGet the Shit-water-dickmug.

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
mugGet the Hold a dick daymug.

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