dick barf

when you cum all the sudden, like random barf

i had dick barf

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023

vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.

Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick

by Lukeadams June 17, 2016

Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..

Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."

by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022

dick

a man's penis.

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck

by swear guy September 16, 2023

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger

Easton's little dick is his pinkie

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.

Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.

by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024

Godzilla Dick

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.

Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club

by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025