When you lube your colon up with franks red hot sauce while a black midget licks your balls and a group of asian men shove thousands of live sardines in you. Your mouth being occupied as you have to finish all of the week old macaroni salad
by Thatdude343614 March 20, 2024
Get the dirty Beal mug.All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
Get the Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG mug.Man... I was doing curls the other day, this thicc shorty walked by, I dropped my dumbbell on my foot and had a dirty Elvio right in my LuLu's!
by Blunk182 April 7, 2023
Get the Dirty Elvio mug.When a female fingers a males ass and then wipes the poop covered finger across his upper lip. The female equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez.
“Last night I gave my date a Dirty Shirley. Haven’t heard from him, so not sure if he liked it or not.”
by Mittit October 30, 2022
Get the Dirty Shirley mug.When you fart in an elevator right before you exit the elevator, leaving the fart for the remaining elevator passengers.
The company ceo pissed me off during another meeting , so I left him a “dirty otis” in his executive elevator.
by Trekkiehomo April 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Otis mug.The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum
by cjiblue December 12, 2022
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