Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot

Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week

by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021