Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014