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For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick

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When you sprinkle paprika on your dick to spice up the sex

“Garret’s bout to shove his paprika dick in to make it spicy!”

by JosieDirt July 19, 2021

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A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

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