Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

wickedy dick

An admirable or aesthetically pleasing penis.

He sent me a picture of his penis and it was one wickedy dick.

by Merdy97 March 29, 2024

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

dick

the useless part of a mans body that gives them the satisfaction they need

mens dick are so tiny it can't produce one molecule of semen

by sueyourdk July 5, 2022

Dick

a penis.

She told me I need dick enlargement so I decided to buy a Gucci from Alexandra

Fuck she's a vampire

I'm raving on this shit like mozana

Therefore she was yellow like the sun

I'm sipping on Oros, like my dick

She told me to fuck it fuck, no I'm studying

Damn I just jumped the Zimbabwean butahs off Mosana damn we eat Sata

(Fucking it fucking it)

my dick is a vagina, dam I look like lil nes x

I live in Abuto where all thee coloureds are

Their PP's are small like my grend father.

by CharyTheSafari July 5, 2022