dick

A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.

That Pete was a dick at work today. He should’ve apologized for his obnoxious behavior.

by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Goin' Wookiee on that Dick

When your partner is giving head and emitting a Chewbacca-esque sound from rolling their r's combined with the penis lodged in the back of their throat.

Shauna woke up the neighbors while she was goin' wookiee on that dick.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg January 10, 2020

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.

I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.

by dave&frank September 28, 2017

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021