December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

February 3

Everyone born on this day is a god/goddess and if you don’t let them boss you around you are literal human trash

“Maddie was born on february 3rd!”
“seriously?! she’s so cool”

by 3melodii3 May 18, 2020

3 bags

3 bags is use to describe one really ugly bitch.
The first bag would be to put over her head during sex, because the sight is repulsive, the second bag is to put over your head in case her bag falls off, and the last bag is for your dog, so that he does not lose respect for you if he sees 'what' your doing.

i used to take the bus with gods biggest 3 bags fuck up.

by michaelbivy May 08, 2008

round 3

"And now Mr. lonely Neo-Nazi bot and his lonely little posse have decided to start for round three of this argument.
Let's get ready to rumble!"

I don't think that is Neo.

by Just an innocent bystander April 30, 2005

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 07, 2017

rule 3

One of the most important rules that states you can never leave a public area without some tongue tackling with some hot girl(s) you just met.

Neko: So did you rule 3 it?
Matt: Yeah for sure bro, we hit up mansion and pirates. Gotta say mansion is better.
Neko: Im proud of you man.

by steelesurfer July 28, 2008

May 3

I have a slutty sister born that day she’s 19 and the dumbest person alive like you don’t understand sometimes I just want to beat the shit out of her coz of her sluttiness

If your sibling is born may 3 make sure to 🔪

by The realest bad bitch November 17, 2019