I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.

Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.

by dantes443322 May 8, 2012

smoking dons

To shoot people with a gun

“I dont wanna hear waff or I’ll start smoking dons”

“I’ll rush his gaff and start smoking dons”

by Fannybandit Yeetmachine October 12, 2017

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

by LongSpanner January 28, 2022

Goin' out for smokes

To abandon. Wether a child and/ or, run away from responsibility.
Such as a group project.

Foxy love: "Just waiting on my dad to get home"

How long has been Dad goin' out for smokes
22 years, 8 months, 6 days

Where's Nick? He said he was goin' out for smokes and been gone all day!

by Sstav October 12, 2015

A total smoke

Someone who’s really fucking hot.

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 3, 2020

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014