Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.

“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”

by milesmorales August 22, 2025

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream

Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?

by Juce916 June 2, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025