twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017

cumt twat

An Andrew! Aka an Andy!!

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!

by Only1for4family May 18, 2018

twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.

ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.

by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

Twack Twat

The pussy of a tweaker.

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat

by Riot Craig January 24, 2018