purple nickle

In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "

Beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry Purple Nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .

by Crudeoilinkstain September 14, 2016

Purple tits

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

by peeholepenny October 21, 2019

purple corn

something you didn’t expect to be a real thing

“Bro, can I eat some of your purple corn?”

by ElectroX7 November 6, 2022

purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple

damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants

by fuckmyswagass May 16, 2023

Purple Karlsson

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

by SpanglyCharly April 2, 2022

King purple

Someone who is a little snake, they will steal your waifu-gacha rolls and ruin your 727 Kakara

Example 1
Joy: $wa
Mudae: Erina nakiri
reactions : Mudae, King purple
No way you just stole that! Your such a king purple

Example 2
$k
Mudae: 727 kakara
Purple: $givek @Joy1k 1
Joy: Your such a King purple

by Egnld June 22, 2021

Purple Dickle

Its like a purple nurple but on your dick

If you don't quite that im going to purple dickle you!

by ChefBoiii March 16, 2022