Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

Fairies nuts

A word play on the term "fair enough" to indicate general nonchalance or being meh about a conversation or opinion posed.

Dude 1: Mate, I hated that movie. Such a waste of money.
Dude 2: Fairies nuts, mate.

by firebyte April 17, 2011

Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.

Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."

by 3rikasan March 22, 2012

babby nuts

Grow ass nigga with babby nuts aka nigga name gleen

Cuz 34 and he still got babby nuts

by Dat nigga d July 12, 2015

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.

Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!

by Fishy Goldenstein March 18, 2014

Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 24, 2010