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Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.
Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia
by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023
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ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.
"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"
by cubed March 21, 2023
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Alexia Wood

"Look at the pretty Alexia Wood"
by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019
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