A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
Get the Woodmug. A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
Get the Daddy Cut Woodmug. by jstejste May 3, 2011
Get the Wood Guardianmug. No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023
Get the Slapping the Woodmug. by cubed March 21, 2023
Get the ziplining woodmug. by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019
Get the Alexia Woodmug.