baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016

Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020

Turkey

A very fat booty. Used in Philly.

Ayo bro, you see that jawn walking down the street? She had a turkey on her, real rap.

by WestPhillyBoul March 27, 2021

Turkey

A person who is free-spirited, wild, child-like and a little funny.

My toddler is a Turkey.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.

Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.

by pcrims May 12, 2014

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022