matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

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a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him

omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew

by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022

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matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023

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Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.

person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew

by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022

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Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

by DrDre868 March 27, 2020

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A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.

matthew:My name is Matthew
Guy:what a loser

by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022

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