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Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021
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Internet Pimpery

Oh, really? What's unforgivable about it? What SPECIFICALLY... Is unforgivable about it? Does that apply across the gambit? Like, Onlyfans? Porn Hub? About about Sports illustrated? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? What about Hollywood? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? Where exactly is the line there? He used his fat cock for evil instead of good! He should have just fucked all of the women and THEN made one of them his sister and fucked a baby into her.
Hym "What exactly is unforgivable about internet pimpery? Be specific. And even being an incel is better then being a fucking crybaby therapist charlatan who has a mental breakdown and becomes a literal fascist after a failed suicide attempt."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes
My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...
by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021
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Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.
Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.
by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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internet noise

Meaningless posts to the internet that seem to serve no purpose. Often found on social media, pop-culture journalism sites, and YouTube.
This noise can drown out the content the user actually wants to consume.
I had some time to kill so I went on YouTube, but I couldn't find a good video through all the internet noise.
by Communist bloc party November 23, 2020
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Internet

Online version of the Akaishik Records, but thhis version has por gramar.
"Yo, I used the internet and my grammar got better!"
by when you can't find a handle February 6, 2022
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