Hand shake sausage 

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

Hand shake sausage by Bones712 December 10, 2022

tart and sausage 

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

tart and sausage by myemm December 10, 2022

gone off sausage 

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.

The gone off sausages taste like shit.

gone off sausage by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Wee wee sausage 

A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.

Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.

Wee wee sausage by shilohistired July 15, 2023

Oxford Battered Sausage 

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

Oxford Battered Sausage by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

ate the sausage roll 

When something (including but not limited to media, like a video game, or a movie) suddenly drops in quality out of nowhere, with the term usually used to joke that the creator(s) ran out of budget to maintain the quality of said thing.

Person A: "Hey, where the hell did the voice acting go? None of the dialogue has any voice acting anymore!"
Person B: "They must've ate the sausage roll."

ate the sausage roll by chippy chippy chippy October 10, 2023

Filling the sausage 

Filling the sausage is when someone takes a fat shit in a condom then uses it as a dildo to cum too.

Mom what the fuck I’m filling the sausage get out

Filling the sausage by Sausage filler123456789 February 20, 2024