Rustyed

The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.

I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP

by JoejoeballZ September 7, 2021

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit

I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!

by anonymous July 15, 2018

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.

I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

by XXXINSD June 19, 2022

Rusty Snorkle

Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.

Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.

Nick:I enjoyed it.

by Welshysloverusty October 6, 2012

Rusty Ramrod

An old worn out penis that is barely functional.

Last time I slept with my cousin he had a rusty ramrod, it was just as bad as a whiskey dick.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025