Russian Mija 

Mija is a Cool Girl (from russia ) she is (usually very hot ) and the kindest person you will ever meet. She makes almost everyones day beter when they see her. She has some enemies so dont be suprised if she starts flaming people named "Berit" or "Sarah" and look out for her brother....

Wow that Russian Mija girl is truely legendary

Russian Mija by Coolguydude12345 February 5, 2021

RUSSIAN ROULETTE 

A fun game. You spin a vodka bottle and whatever russian it lands gets kidz. Available for all ages. Vladmir Putin approved this game.

Russian Roulette is a rage quit game.

RUSSIAN ROULETTE by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

russias history 

A sexual act with a russian man, a russian woman, and a bear where the bear goes bare without a condom or lube and the man uses vodka as lubricant . Whilst they are having sex they all sing the Soviet Union Anthem at once which should then lead to a Vladimir Putin flying down from the Clouds wearing nothing but a Russian flag colored g-string and a trapper hat. Whenever Putin reaches the ground the man, the woman, the bear will all get on their knees and suck his dick and whenever one of them isn't sucking his russian sausage log they are yelling Cyka Blyat. After Putin has finished and came in everyone's mouth he will then back flip approximately 69ft away from them and then it will start raining, but it isn't water its Vodka and they have to bathe and drink it till they get drunk and have a hangover the next morning. Putin will return to his presidential and dictatorial duties.

Guy 1:Hey have you looked up russias history?

Guy 2:no

Guy 1: good

russias history by Two tickets to boss baby July 20, 2021

Russia 

Russia Is A Communist Country, It's The Biggest Country, And For Some Reason People Think It Is A Part Of Europe, When Clearly Its In Asia (They Also Drink Vodka)

Guy 1: Name As Many Asian Countries As You Can
Guy 2: Ok, China, North Korea, South Korea, Japan India, Russia
Guy 1: Russia's Part Of Europe
Guy 2: Are You Stupid Look At A Map
Guy 1: But The Capital Is In Europe
Guy 2: I Don't Care Where Moscow Is Look At How Much Land Is In Asia Compared To Europe

Russia by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021

Russia 

Relations with Russia are a joke, a few years ago, not even long enough for people to forget, Russia was America's best friend. Now they are the enemy and the United States wants to punish them.

If ever frienemy was a real word, that would be what Russia is. Thank god frienemy is not a real word.

Russia by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021

Russia x Aleah 

Me and russia (ch)

Russia x Aleah is such a cute ship!

Russia x Aleah by I'm gay 🥺✌ December 24, 2021

russian flag 

If you don’t have toilet paper use it

Mum “Oh we are running low on toilet paper, I have to go get some ”
Kid “no need we have a Russian flag”

russian flag by No No No May 9, 2022