Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Shad Nut

A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.

"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."

by ThatBoiJW April 9, 2019

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

Charlesworth Nuts

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina

Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"

by MyNameJeth September 13, 2019

Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017

deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em

Deez nuts ha get em

by Amiibo February 28, 2017