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Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.
Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.
by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021
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Mike

Have you met Mike? The hunk of the south east
by Nimsayh February 6, 2021
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Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.
"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"
by aam786415 February 13, 2021
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leck mike rack

leck mike rack is a stupid kahoot name
by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021
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Mikee

A god like human being who has the face of a lion
He is such a mikee
by Joshtheking6 February 25, 2021
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Mike Gulf'd

When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.
I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.
by Nifarius February 26, 2021
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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
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