cutlery king

A person who always has a full set cutlery on them.

Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.

by "jennybear" June 18, 2023

Elijah King

Elijah King is a kind, charming and goofy person. He will always drop whatever he is doing to make sure everybody is okay. His eyes are the most charming thing about him, you can look into them forever and its like looking into stars. Dont let all that fool you though! Elijah King is also a very rambunctious person. Along with his very unique personality he never seizes to bring a smile to everybody's face. He is definitely the life of the party and loves to be the center of attention. He will always be down to meet new people. Everybody that has met him will say he has the biggest heart of gold. His biggest love for life is his family and making one of his own! He would go to great lengths to make sure his family is happy. Elijah is one of the good ones.

His name is Elijah King.

by eAnnonymousjuserk February 24, 2023

Burger King

Burger King is a scam McDonald's brand which sells Whoppers, and burgers and started in 1955. Burger King is a amazing place when you need a McDonald's but you can't find one. Burger King is also a meme which started on youtube in 2022.

(Burger King) is the best restaurant in the world.

by WhyDoIExistLikeReally March 10, 2023

the rarded king

some dude in the Airtime Thrills discord who's really fucking cool

"My friend is obsessed with the rarded king in a stupid discord server. should've never given him the za."

by end me pls69 March 11, 2023

Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.

"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."

by deletedexe January 14, 2023

King Kayzer

A tall blonde who sustainably hides a kayzer cat

Bro is that the king kayzer

Yeah bro you can tell by the platinum blonde and covering of the cat

by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023

King Arthur

When a funny man enters a voice channel and is about to be kicked.

"King Arthur" has entered the VC.

by Dissolucid February 13, 2023