Village Idiot

Maureen from work.

Maureen you have a call on line 1, they are looking for their Village Idiot!!!!

by summer girl February 14, 2012

D'idiot

Some who is dumber than an idiot. Also used for a shortened version of dumber than an idiot.

Those D'idiots! Only someone dumber than an idiot would horseplay while running on the edge of a cliff!

by chocolatejavgrl14 June 23, 2012

American Idiot

A very annoying cunt who never stops talking and also gets bummed by his dad every night

American scott is a fucking American idiot who gets fucked by his dad with a strapon

by americans May 6, 2014

vehicular idiot

1. An idiot that has been conjoined with a vehicle, in some cases by birth.
2. A non-walking, non-stationary idiot.

I'm a walking idiot. What does that even mean, like, I don't think there's like a... what? I don't think there's like a stationary idiot, or like a vehicular idiot, I don't know why I said a walking idiot. I guess I'm just kinda proving my own point here, aren't I, right?

by Zorua 73926 July 28, 2016

IHOP idiots

The knuckleheads that go to IHOP late at night and get into arguments and fights with staff and other guests. It almost seems as if eating takes a back seat to creating drama. IHOP, Waffle House, pancakes, waffles, Waffle House warriors, fights, punch, drama, punches and pancakes, fistfights and flapjacks

Every Friday night, the same IHOP idiots come out and fight and argue so the rest of us can't eat in peace. I hate it, but I also love the drama.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

teflon idiots

People who think they are clever and believe their incoherent rambling is insightful and factual but to the contrary is lacking in depth or information. These people believe they have always won a debate because they are the last one left in the conversation once everyone else has left out of exasperation filling them with a sense of victory.

I spent 45 minutes explaining to Beth why the dress is actually black and blue but she still believes it's white and gold, she's just one of those teflon idiots.

by Brit'ish November 27, 2016

3 idiots

A group of 3 crazy people one blond and 2 Burnett and will always stick with each other no matter what

Look at those 3 idiots there amazing

by Susanne January 5, 2018