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French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.
Francois got a wicked French tent.
by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016
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I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
by Shutupand August 23, 2016
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French Fries

The long, wiggly, soft, tasty poles that everyone eats. Fries are great. Just imagine eating out vigina... or for gay guys, sucking some dick. Its amazing.
by NucularKiller32 January 16, 2018
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French

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"

(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)
About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!
by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018
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French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"
Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!
by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018
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french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole
"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."
by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017
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Break a French

When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.
She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.

She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.
by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017
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