speak french 

slang for "suck dick very well."

i heard she can speak french.

speak french by problematicjax July 15, 2017

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

a few french fries short of a happy meal by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

excuse my french 

Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.

'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'

excuse my french by Shameless September 5, 2003

sam french 

When your level of awesomness surpasses all others on such a high level it damages egos at significent levels just by standing near people

Girl 1: wow who is that hunk? He is so hot :)
Girl 2: that is Sam french, the most amazing man alive!
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!

Girl one : who is that handsome hunk?
Girl two: that's sam French the most selfless muscly, handsome, smart, funny, man ever. Plus he is the best actor ever
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ononeoneone

sam french by [e-mail] January 8, 2015

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

Soggy French Fry by DrNick777 February 19, 2015

Hung like a French man 

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.

Hung like a French man by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021

Pardon my French 

An excuse for using profanity.

As said in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond." or "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

Pardon my French by nivrehS October 29, 2006