smush-face

an ugly creature who appears to have been ran over by a school bus and then repeatedly smacked with a shovel

"Oh my God, I look like smush-face!

by arbmag98 July 23, 2011

Blowfish Face

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter.

by roc18 July 30, 2011

fart face

One who has a permanent facial expression as if ready to "let one fly".

Wow, that woman has a major fart face!

by daltheacat December 3, 2009

Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.

"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."

by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010

Face Erase

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".

It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."

by themindblogger December 8, 2009

Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.

I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011

face glaze

noun, covering another persons face, male or female, in pussy juice so that the result is akin to Shipley's original glazed donut

Her pussy got so wet she left me with generous coat of face glaze.

by little titties big ass December 7, 2010