A good dad

Not Thanos

‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’

by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019

ollys dad

ollys dad is a massive bender and has a retarded son called olly.

"ollys dad is bent "
"MY DADS NOT BENT"

by MIKE FROM EPIC GAMES December 8, 2019

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

Dad

ERROR FOUND NOT HERE GETTING THE MILK

milk is what the dad gets

by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........., December 16, 2019

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

dad

the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up

i don’t have a dad .

by idonthaveadead180 December 19, 2019

Dad

Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.

Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon

Son: I know

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019