Brother 1: Let’s go to school
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
Get the Christian, Life, Academymug. A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Christianmug. Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them
-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
by Donoav March 22, 2025
Get the no hate like Christian lovemug. hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011
Get the Christian Twistmug. Christian is angelinas manzzzzzz!!!!!!
by StealUrmanzzz October 29, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.
That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.
by Wayne M. June 6, 2018
Get the christianmug. Christian as the person That always puts a smile on my face❤️
Christian is a Person who will always Make you laugh And He will always try your best to keep you Happy😀He will do everything in the world for you As an experience with a Christian He will Do anything and everything for you He will Keep you smiling,He will Always be there for you He will Deal with your problems He will help you get through everything Christian is Someone Who’s Loving ,can be annoying sometimes He can be frustrating but Most of all he will give you all His love! My family love Christian Because as Much As he gets me mad and makes me cry sometimes(Not in A bad Way but because of the good advice and things he tells me)my family love you Christian and Forever Will One day I promise you will Be Apart of my family! Christian gets Me mad Sometimes because the girls ! A lot of girls want him but he sticks to me! he mine forever the freak ain’t finna let no one have him He’s mine and mine only I love Christian With all my heart 09/03/23 Forever I love you so much My heart
Love:S
Christian is a Person who will always Make you laugh And He will always try your best to keep you Happy😀He will do everything in the world for you As an experience with a Christian He will Do anything and everything for you He will Keep you smiling,He will Always be there for you He will Deal with your problems He will help you get through everything Christian is Someone Who’s Loving ,can be annoying sometimes He can be frustrating but Most of all he will give you all His love! My family love Christian Because as Much As he gets me mad and makes me cry sometimes(Not in A bad Way but because of the good advice and things he tells me)my family love you Christian and Forever Will One day I promise you will Be Apart of my family! Christian gets Me mad Sometimes because the girls ! A lot of girls want him but he sticks to me! he mine forever the freak ain’t finna let no one have him He’s mine and mine only I love Christian With all my heart 09/03/23 Forever I love you so much My heart
Love:S
by anonymous November 21, 2023
Get the Christianmug.