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Lazy Bum

Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.

Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.

Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1

This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records

Frequently seen as a 12/10

Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.

Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.
The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed
by 0456 May 23, 2022
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Bum-age

When something is really great or amazing it can be bum-age / the bum-age.
OMG that party was so the bum-age!!
by spider woman October 18, 2007
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Grumpy bum

by Bestmulletever March 10, 2013
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Bum Slide

When one slides their bare bum cheeks across the bare bum cheeks of an unsuspecting person during a post game locker room shower.
"I just got Paul with a good bum slide. He didn't see it coming."
by just pooed a little December 5, 2012
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Bum shagger

Bum shagger is a cute nickname for girls named seren ! If your friend is a seren make sure to call her a bum shagger!
“Hey did you see seren?”
“Yea she’s a real bum shagger
by Heybakababes April 19, 2021
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bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.
Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.
by WankDoctor December 14, 2014
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Bum Central

A School that has the most Bummy student section you could think of. A disgrace to the Greater Metro. The Owner of the School is Marquette University High School.
The Kids and Coaches from Bum Central cried like babies after they competed a choke fest.
by Legend999 September 22, 2018
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