Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts

Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner

by Fudgedragon2005 January 15, 2019

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.

Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…

by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022

Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.

"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"

by leeislove April 3, 2015

Boner Deal

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020

tinkle boner

Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner

Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner

by derpS30 April 21, 2015

Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment

The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer

by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015