Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.
by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021
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bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner
I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner
by Who’s That February 02, 2019
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Cheese boner

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.
by StellaPhez November 25, 2013
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Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 20, 2020
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Boner Gram

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.
Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!
by MDubyaC June 03, 2020
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Boner TV

The use of advanced GoPro technology to place a small yet durable HD camera into the eye of the penis, so as to see as the dick does.
I titty fucked Amanda and got a sweet view of those fun bags by using Boner TV!
by etphone home March 12, 2014
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Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer
My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6
by Awonymous November 19, 2019
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