Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022

withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.

No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.

by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017

Spacey-boner

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

#jesus boner

When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.

"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018