When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.
Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019
Saving yourself or something from the downfall
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head
through an act of sheer awesomeness.
Derived from Newton's legendary apple that fell on his head
She thought he was an idiot, but he was catching the apple in mid-air by revealing that he could cough out little balls of fur
by stupidos May 18, 2011
Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
by Hugo Molten April 03, 2011
Someone/something below standards.
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 06, 2009
by morgangills November 12, 2004
A phrase that basically means "How do you like that" in a way that will piss someone off, usually used by a nerd.
by Tysta51 April 23, 2009
by Unknown user 78686 October 02, 2020