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Trump’s Second Coming 

The “Great Awakening” among diehard Trumpists-QAnonists for their twice-impeached “political savior” and the “anointed one” to come back to free the country from the “Deep State” and to make America greater again—they couldn’t believe that President Biden is officially inaugurated, because they were expecting President Trump to declare martial law to remain in power for four more years.
With millions of hardcore supporters itching to hear from their ex-Twitterer-in-Chief directly, their only hope now is to keep the faith in Trump’s second coming, which might take place in 2024 or 2028, if he’s not barred from public office by Senate lawmakers.
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Trump Derangement Syndrome 

It's a mental condition that is desperate, but not serious: trying to find something, anything wrong with Donal Trump just because the person does not agree with Donald Trump or his supporters. Getting panicky, red-faced and losing it in the process; also, accepting any anti-Trump argument no matter how vague, crazy or unsupported by the evidence.
Russians got Donald Trump elected! Trump supporter: well, we see Trump Derangement Syndrome unfolding.

Trump needs to eat a peach 

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

Trump Card 

The act of being in a threesome with a best friend and a third party.
Yo man that was an awesome TRUMP CARD right there, especially when we she bent over.
Trump Card by UrbanMan December 1, 2014

Trump attack

This is where massive ducks with bad hair come and eat us.
Ohh nooooo! Its a Trump Attack!!

Did you know there is supposed to be a Trump attack soon!
Oh, i dont want to be eaten. :(
Trump attack by Pigs_with_moustaches December 12, 2016

trump start 

Making things great again. You can trump start a life, a career or even a broke down vehicle. There is no limit to what trump start can be used for.
Tom trump started throwing an underhand .
trump start by T-$Securities December 14, 2016

Trump Pump

Wrapping your dick in cash and having mediocre sex with someone. As you're about to cum, you unwrap the cash and stick it up one of their nostrils really far up to the point where they're gonna sneeze. Then, you deepthroat them and cum. As they're about to gag up your cum, you yank out the cash and stick it down their mouth. Afterwards, they will sneeze causing the cum to shoot out their nose while you say "great."
I just pulled a trump pump on someone. America would be great again if we all did this!
Trump Pump by Giraffe Eggs March 29, 2016