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banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.
Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!
by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025
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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
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kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky
Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office
by KookinGang August 3, 2017
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Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".
My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.
by Tankman21 June 26, 2016
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Salad

A modern plushie of Yakko Warner from Animaniacs, contrary to the lanky plushie from the meme, Salad is small and stubby. He is accompanied by his siblings, Breadstick and Soup.
Person 1: Hey look it's a Plushie of Yakko Warner!
Person 2: That isn't Yakko, that's Salad!
Person 1: what
by Mari0shi06 March 22, 2021
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Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.
by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018
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