Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.

Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014

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movie sleeper

One who tends to sleep through movies shown at theaters, or on TV, YouTube, Netflix, etc., no matter how "exciting", "scary", "funny", or even "sexy" the movie might be (to others, anyway!).

Dude #1: "I was practically bored to DEATH by that movie, even though it IS the 'blockbuster of the Summer'!"
Dude #2: "Yo, I almost faded out like a light, while seeing that flick, too! So, you ain't alone, homie. Welcome to...the MOVIE SLEEPERS' CLUB!"

by mastergeemoe July 23, 2015

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week sleep

Verb
A week sleep is the act of sleeping for a full week after getting drunk.
Alcohol sleep week drunk intoxicated

Man 1: "dude, I heard Ashley was week sleeping!"
Man 2: "no way! Who would've thought she was such a party animal?"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

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drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

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buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016

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