Rusty Septum

The act of fellatio, when the male has feces on his penis, most commonly after anal intercourse.

I totally got a rusty septum last night and then that bitch tried to kiss me, so I slapped her in the face.

by Jeru Tha Damaja May 2, 2009

[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!

Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!

by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008

Rusty R2-D2

When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.

Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.

Person 2: I had almost two much fun.

by Rusty duck January 13, 2021

Rusty

something that looks old/ something on something old/ a cat from the Warriors book series

That thing is so old, it’s getting Rusty!
Ew, that thing has rusty stuff on it!
Rusty didn’t know he was going to live in the forest.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024

Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.

Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023