Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot ot opens a portal to the shadow realm and never to be seen gain, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetal

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wounders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 15, 2023

Piss Shit

1. A shit that only takes as long as an average piss
2. Diariah

Jerry in class: Hey man I'm going to the bathroom
**comes back to class**
Jim: wow that was quick!

Jerry: I just dropped a piss shit ;)

by SlobOnMyKnobLikeCornOnTheCob August 3, 2015

Piss Lizard

A very hot and attractive person. They also have a big ass and cock

Wow, look how attractive piss lizard is.

I know right.

by Piss lizard May 6, 2021

Piss Face

A dog or cat that urinates in the house.

Shelley, your dog Jade is a Piss Face.

by Phil Marzullo April 12, 2006

piss and vinegar

What someone is full of when they are causing trouble to someone or being sarcastic.

John was full of piss and vinegar when he interupted the quiet meeting with his fart jokes.

by cherl March 2, 2006

piss fart

The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart

"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"

"ewww i dont needa kno that!"

by VillaPris February 6, 2007