Once ruled and founded by Witchfinder General Lord Boof in 1609; Shasten school is situated on an isolated hilltop (known to locals as Shasten). Much like Azkaban, Shasten School is a high security institution for the most enchantingly gifted pupils from the godforsaken province of North Dorsetshire. Every year the institution sends several students to the poverty stricken nation of Rwanda where they can take advantage of the dire misfortune of others in order to gain something sycophantically cringeworthy to put on their personal statements and CV's alike. Shaftesbury school students can be differentiated from Sturminster Newton and Gillingham students by a distinct lack of webbed feet.
Notable alumni include; Paddington Bear, Tony Bear, and much loved Shakesperian villain Iago.
Notable alumni include; Paddington Bear, Tony Bear, and much loved Shakesperian villain Iago.
PUPIL 1: Is it your first day here?
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PUPIL 2: Yes?
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PUPIL 1: Boarder or local?
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PUPIL 2: Local.
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PUPIL 1: Well Frightfully sorry sir, it makes no difference - welcome to the mad house!
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: What school do you go to?
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SHASTEN PUPIL: Shaftesbury School.
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: Could be much worse, could be Gillingham!
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SHASTEN LOCAL 1: Those Shasten school students are a most peculiar bunch.
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SHASTEN LOCAL 2: Yes... Quite!
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PUPIL 2: Yes?
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PUPIL 1: Boarder or local?
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PUPIL 2: Local.
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PUPIL 1: Well Frightfully sorry sir, it makes no difference - welcome to the mad house!
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: What school do you go to?
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SHASTEN PUPIL: Shaftesbury School.
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ANONYMOUS STUDENT: Could be much worse, could be Gillingham!
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SHASTEN LOCAL 1: Those Shasten school students are a most peculiar bunch.
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SHASTEN LOCAL 2: Yes... Quite!
by K_D2111 February 10, 2012
Get the Shaftesbury School mug.A Cult School run by a Psychotic family. Students are forced into doing the faculty’s work even though they pay 55000 dollars to go to school. A Large black adult and an older women rule the school forcing punishments and cruel meetings into the students schedules. They force kids to turn on each other. In other words it’s the main gate to HELL.
by Fuckhyde2020 August 20, 2019
Get the Hyde School mug.Anything that refers to a previous generation of a subject/idea/object/etc. Typically, they are highly regarded and sometimes the very thing that started it all.
Guy: Damn, Super Mario Bros. The gameplay is old school.
Kid: These graphics suck. Where is the life meter?
Guy: What you say boy? *five across the eye*
Kid: These graphics suck. Where is the life meter?
Guy: What you say boy? *five across the eye*
by Chi Nou June 16, 2005
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by erik December 1, 2003
Get the school librarian mug.a. Survival of the fittest.
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
by DeoxyriboNucleic Acid December 21, 2008
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Get the Shitty school mug.A school for kids more worried about their GPAs than getting more than 2 hours of sleep every night. Lab School students can be freakishly smart and overachieving, but they still have plenty of kids who got in in preschool and have turned into stoners. It shouldn't even be considered a real High School considering they don't even have a football team, and the rest of their sports teams are far from admirable. Technically Lab School is the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools, however only the pretentious new kids call it that.
Random Adult: What school do you go to sweetie?
Lab School student: I go to Lab
Random Adult: Oh wow!
Lab School student: Yeah, so basically a little less rich than a Latin kid, and smart
Lab School student: I go to Lab
Random Adult: Oh wow!
Lab School student: Yeah, so basically a little less rich than a Latin kid, and smart
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