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Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".
Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!
by billybee69 November 24, 2010
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Gamer Nuts

Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
by Rusty_Dusty March 5, 2020
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Nut puddle

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018
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Nut Allergy

I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.
by fallen2123 May 25, 2015
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nut warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!
by Teratogen December 9, 2010
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dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.
"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."
by TCW00dy March 16, 2004
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Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.
I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.
by Dukelemon August 19, 2017
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