metal hug

to get ran over by a truck.

man i received 5 metal hugs in a row from my grandma, i’m ded now ;)

by Am chunk October 14, 2020

heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".

researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.

by wokeup2this July 16, 2022

Mall Metal

Linkin Park, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch

That radio station is so mall metal.

by Posersmustdie July 28, 2022

Heavy metal

heroin

Won’t you take that ride on heavy metal
-don felder

by Rocheman4280 June 23, 2022

metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable

I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.

by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022