your mom's hot 

Something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host's mother.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.

Teenage boy: "Dude! Your mom's hot!"
Other teen boy: "Dude! That's my mom!"
Teenage boy: "Yeah dude! And she's still hot!"
Another teen boy: "She's momalicious!"

your mom's hot by jsd9632 March 3, 2012

your mom in a box 

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

your mom in a box by Chris March 23, 2005

your mom 

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

your mom by The Blanester88 November 26, 2007

Your mom gay lol

If someone uses this insult you will get raped and die in your sleep if want to kill an enemy say your mom gay lol

Assholes: yo penis is small
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Assholes: gets raped and dies
Me: goes to jail for murder and rape

Your mom gay lol by Jacdabeast May 10, 2018

Okay Mom 

Something you say sarcastically back to most likely to an overbearring female, that you want to get off your back for lecturing you. Who posseses mom like nagging properties.

"Mom": "Stop wrestling in the living room you guys are going to break something or worse hurt yourselves."

Reply: "Okay mom"

Okay Mom by Kylerswy December 3, 2011

step mom 

Someone who tries to act like shes your mother. who is a socontrolling. One who always thinks she knows whats best. She is the one your dad is in love with but acts like a total bitch. She is always being nosy and when you aren't trying to be friends with her she goes to your dad and acts like the victim. She is the most frustrating person you will ever meet. And she always says that "One day you will thank me"

I feel like Cinderella, with how my step mom is acting.

step mom by lndunssss January 26, 2015

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!

ComeBack for most your mom jokes

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by GUY November 27, 2003