cutlery king

A person who always has a full set cutlery on them.

Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.

by "jennybear" June 18, 2023

Elijah King

Elijah King is a kind, charming and goofy person. He will always drop whatever he is doing to make sure everybody is okay. His eyes are the most charming thing about him, you can look into them forever and its like looking into stars. Dont let all that fool you though! Elijah King is also a very rambunctious person. Along with his very unique personality he never seizes to bring a smile to everybody's face. He is definitely the life of the party and loves to be the center of attention. He will always be down to meet new people. Everybody that has met him will say he has the biggest heart of gold. His biggest love for life is his family and making one of his own! He would go to great lengths to make sure his family is happy. Elijah is one of the good ones.

His name is Elijah King.

by eAnnonymousjuserk February 24, 2023

Burger King

Burger King is a scam McDonald's brand which sells Whoppers, and burgers and started in 1955. Burger King is a amazing place when you need a McDonald's but you can't find one. Burger King is also a meme which started on youtube in 2022.

(Burger King) is the best restaurant in the world.

by WhyDoIExistLikeReally March 10, 2023

the rarded king

some dude in the Airtime Thrills discord who's really fucking cool

"My friend is obsessed with the rarded king in a stupid discord server. should've never given him the za."

by end me pls69 March 11, 2023

Yanxi King

(noun) a Yanxi is one of the smartest puppies on the planet
when she wakes up at any time of the day, she always opens ig instead of reply her friend's message
sometimes her friends do the same thing, but she is never angry

and she will the happiest little puppy for now and forever

sherlia is yanxi king's papa

by sherlia November 26, 2021

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021

River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021