John Kerry

A loser who deserved to lose the election. His party makes lame excuses for his lost.

John Kerry did another embarrasing thing today.

by Zeratul4324 June 5, 2005

Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

John Trojan

a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.

See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.

A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.

Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.

by iainttellin March 2, 2011

John Giles

A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.

"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"

by Gieon February 3, 2010

John Cena

An an invisible man, still unknown if he exists.

"Movie stars John Cena, Didn't see him!"

by DonCheadle June 15, 2018

John kim

A fake ass bitch who can’t rap and is obsessed with a single girl and confessed twice

Dude that guy John Kim is a piece of shit

by Ifuckinghatemen6969 July 5, 2018

John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!

guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !

by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019