Definitions by Gieon

John Giles 

A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.

"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"

John Giles by Gieon February 3, 2010