January 7th

January seventh is national kiss your ex day

You: *kisses ex*
Ex: EW WHY DID YOU KISS ME?
You: Because it’s January 7th
Ex: ohhhh

by Bigmommymilker January 7, 2022

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

January 21

National "I love cheese " day

you: hey geo, is January 21
geo: huh?
yes: i love cheese

by RAAHHHHH November 4, 2022

January 14

Dog day where you get to walk your dog 🐶 and spend time with your dog and give it some ❤️ love .

Mom am going to take my dog for a walk and spending time with it because it’s dog day in January 14.

Mom:Ok 😊

by catalinamoreno08 January 14, 2021

January 14

Give your gf your hoodie day😋💐

Gf: can I get your hoodie it's January 14!

Bf: oh yeah here *gives*

by .iheartk February 11, 2022

Slap ass January

Slap ass January slap all the ass's

I love slap ass January

by Diggidedigdy1987 January 5, 2020

January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 4, 2023