Jolly Jackoff January 

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

Jolly Jackoff January by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

slap ass january 

Slapp anyone’s ass

Omg it’s slap ass January

You can slapp her ass

slap ass january by Kamila__ December 11, 2019

no juul january 

no juuling in january hoes

no juul january

no juul january by _kamryn December 1, 2018

Just Jack January 

Just Jack January aka Blue balls month

Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".

In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january

Just Jack January by marretheman July 15, 2019

Jerk off January 

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

Jerk off January by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

14 january 

Individual who loves the month January.

She loves the change of seasons and is really 14 January.

14 january by Stetty_love October 14, 2019

5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

5th of January by Naughtynotn October 16, 2019