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Ass Grab January 

Following the events of "Destroy dick December" and its influence in popularity in 2018, "Ass Grab January" is an event starting on the first of January, when Male and Female have to grab their opposite genders Ass(Butt) based on the numbers of days. This means you must only touch the person's butt once if started on January 1st and only twice on Jan. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st. So with all that said have Fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You see in Ass Grab January its Grab or be Grabbed"
Ass Grab January by Ghetto Santa November 27, 2018
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Jolly Jackoff January 

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December
Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!
Jolly Jackoff January by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

slap ass january 

Omg it’s slap ass January

You can slapp her ass
slap ass january by Kamila__ December 11, 2019

no juul january 

no juul january by _kamryn December 1, 2018

Just Jack January 

Just Jack January aka Blue balls month

Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".

In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january

Jerk off January 

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
Jerk off January by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

14 january 

Individual who loves the month January.
She loves the change of seasons and is really 14 January.
14 january by Stetty_love October 14, 2019