January 14th

January 14th is the day where you tell your bsf to tell your crush you are a lesbian, because you don't want a relationship with them and you like another person. OH, and rent a gf for proof.

Matt: Hey, will you be my gf?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?

by ....why are you here? January 14, 2022

January 10th

Real niggas are born. These relatble mfs are smart, good lookin as fuck and usually have a mf dump truck. Though they can be hella annoyin, them niggas are loyal af.

That January 10th bloke is a sic cunt

by Tyron_paul73 January 2, 2022

January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021

January 4th

National show n tell. January 4th is a day when u do show and tell and show your toys etc.

Teacher:Why is everyone talking about a national day
Girl 2: Because it’s JANUARY 4TH NATIONAL SHOW N TELL DAYY 😛

Teacher: Ok Students U guys can show what u have

Girl: This is my dolly and I had it since 3

by 😮‍💨👏🏽 January 3, 2022

9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025