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Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.
“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”
by Bsvant December 26, 2025
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Wood lake

A massive puddle of precum and cum, often spreading to cover an entire floor, beneath a sling or slings in which a series of men have been suspended and repeatedly brought to orgasm over a period of days. Orgasms may result from anal penetration, prostate stimulation, fellatio, frotting, masturbation, or any other means.

Also, a large puddle of precum and cum from a big cummer having a series of wet dreams while sleeping naked on a tile floor.
My friend has a wood lake in his basement. He has 3 slings down there, and last weekend 1,372 guys spend about 5 minutes each in a sling and ejaculated onto the floor.

Her boyfriend was a heavy cummer and left a wood lake after she refused him sex, made him sleep on the floor, and he had a lot of wet dreams.
by Velvet Tongue December 29, 2025
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A Heritage Woods

When a person poops and clogs the toilet then poops again on top of it causing it to clog worse.
Lukas did a heritage woods in the bathroom and it took 15 minutes to fix it.
by anonymous April 18, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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First Wood Phenomenon

This is when a girl is magnetically attracted to the first guy who penetrated her.
Aliyah has the First Wood Phenomenon she can't get him out her head... it's been yearss
by DefineUrbaaanWrds May 8, 2025
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Anthony Wood

THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH
da Boul Anthony wood is a freak a big ass freak
by dabender May 8, 2025
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Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.
When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"
by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025
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